Theatre Kingston and Clearly Blonde Productions Presents

A sexy one woman comedy from the creator of MILF Life Crisis, Suddenly Mommy and Not Getting it.

MILF and Cookies

A hilarious holiday comedy about asking for what you really want from Santa!

written & performed by Anne Marie Scheffler

creative consultant Jill Golick

Comedy veteran Anne Marie Scheffler brings you Christmas in July with her one-woman show MILF And Cookies!

"MILF and Cookies" is a one woman comedy show about asking for what you really want for Christmas. Join loveable comedian Anne Marie Scheffler (Comedy Now!, Second City, Just For Laughs, Mirvish, Laugh Factory) for this sexy, funny, dating comedy at Theatre Kingston!

Three girls get together at Christmas, get stoned, and go to the mall looking for Santa. Join Anne Marie, Terry and Kendra, aka The MILF Squad, as they unwrap sex, love, twin flames and daddy issues.

In our new world of The Barbie Movie and Taylor Swift, The MILF's are right on schedule to overthrow The Patriarchy. Writing The Book of MILFS, dealing with ghosts (of boyfriends past) and giving and receiving the way they want to, Anne Marie and her MILF squad hold court as The Queens of their own castle. In this world, they get to choose their men. Whats a MILF without a satisfying sex life?

Who gets to say what a MILF gets to have or not have? Daddy? Santa? The Universe? Anne Marie discovers you get to have it all. Who knew? MILF's are very good at giving, but how about receiving? Ask and it is given.

An amazing GIRLS NIGHT OUT! Just like Anne Marie's previous shows Suddenly Mommy, MILF Life Crisis, and Not Getting it, this show is the perfect time to put on your leopard print, grab your BBF's and laugh your head off! Christmas is for love, magic, and miracles! How good can you stand it?!

"Heartwarming, funny, and so worth it!"

"What a fantastic show by Anne Marie!! I'm such a big fan of this fellow Mum (AKA MILF). Turned out to be another hilarious show. Great writing. Fantastic acting. Lots of laughs!!"

"Hot and clever! Anne Marie is a hero to women!"

- Gary Pearson, TV writer
Venue

A The Kick & Push Festival Performance