This is not a Grand Theatre Presents performance.


Rocklands Talent presents - RED GREEN - I'M NOT OLD, I'M RIPE!

The man who is known worldwide for his humour, his insight and his wisdom about life and the people one encounters in it, is back with a brand new show.. Im Not Old, Im Ripe!

After 20 successful years on television from the infamous Possum Lodge as the handyman who believes that anything is possible if you use enough duct tape, Red Green is back with a whole new show focussing on Reds life, (with a few side trips!). The new show follows on the heels of 77 live performances across North America in his How To Do Everything from The Man Who Should Know Tour.

Remember you may have to grow old, but you dont have to mature.

How do you improve your gas mileage on a long trip? Dont go!

You may be quick on your feet, but you cant outrun even the smallest explosion


An evening spent with Red Green is an evening of laughter. Dont miss it!

Performing at the Grand Theatre, in the Regina Rosen Auditorium

Tickets are $62.50 plus HST and handling fee